[Algemeen] ACTA Cat Joke

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3 Canadians and 1 American were sitting together watching the Mens
Gold Medal Game in Vancouver bragging about how smart their cats
were.


The first man was an Internet Service Provider,
the second man was a Copyright Law Professor,
the third man was a New Democrat Member of Parliment, and
the fourth man was a US Corporate Lobbyist.


To show off, the Internet Service Provider called his cat,
"Broadband", do your stuff."

Broadband pranced over to the computer, logged in as admin and
started downloading the entire internet.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Copyright Law Professor said his cat could do better. He
called his cat and said, "Public Domain, do your stuff."

Public Domain went over to the computer, instantly sorted all of
what Broadband was downloading and printed off a fair copyright
royalties due spreadsheet.

Everyone agreed that was good.

But the New Democrat M.P. said his cat could do better. He called
his cat and said, "Parlimentarian, do your stuff."

"Parlimentarian got up slowly to the computer, created a Facebook
page, linked it to Broadband and Public Domain, drafted a dozen
emails and bill 398, made a youtube video meowing for transparency
from ACTA cat and meowed an indian war dance song.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the US Corporate Lobbyist and said,
"What can your cat do?"

The US Corporate Lobbyist called his cat and said, "ACTA, do your
stuff."

ACTA jumped to his feet.......

Throttled Broadbands torrents to a crawl and initated a lawsuit for
copyright infingement against both Broadband and Internet Service
Provider........
Scrambled Public Domains online excel sorting rules and shit on the
fair royalties due spreadsheet........
filed an inflated grievance lawsuit for RIAA lost revenue.......
bypassed due process to convict 90% of humans under 40 years old of
copyright infringement......
screwed the other three cats and claimed he hurt his back while
doing so.......
put in for Corporate Compensation for injury on the job in a
foreign country...............and
went home for the rest of the day on paid sick leave............

Internet Service Provider, Copyright Law Professor and N.D.P. M.P.
where last seen pooling their money to buy a dog.